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    <title>Life During Wartime</title>
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    <published>2010-08-15T08:10:16Z</published>
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    <summary>In the midst of terrible illnesses and tropical holidays came MIFF, that most trusty staple of the antipodean winter. First up was Life During Wartime, Todd Solondz&apos;s sequel of sorts to morbid and wonderful Happiness (1998). </summary>
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Oh, neglected blog. I feel like I owe you an apology. So here goes: I was sick, and then on tropical vacation, then I was sick again, only this time more violently. In the midst of this second round of sickness came the Melbourne International Film Festival, that most trusty staple of the antipodean winter. 

Feeling like utter shit made the stakes somewhat higher for this year's festival: the sheer willpower it took to leave my hovel and find my way through the cold to the city meant that if a film was balls, as several of my MIFF selections inevitably are, I felt like I had failed myself in some terrible, irrevocable way; that I might never make it home again, stuck in some Faraway Tree-bardo of biting winds and overwrought foreign cinema, my face hot and my snacks gone.  

As ever, though, a few films made it entirely worth it, with one in particular reaching parts of me I wasn't even sure existed. But more on that later. 

I started off, or at least tried to, with *[Life During Wartime](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808526/)*, Todd Solondz's sequel of sorts to his morbid and wonderful *[Happiness](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/)*, which might still be the blackest comedy I've ever seen. I really wanted to see this one, so much so that I almost passed out trying to leave the house. I decided it was safer to watch it at home, where I could sweat and shiver in peace. (Thanks, internet.)

*Life During Wartime* features many of the same characters as the original but they are, with one exception, played by different actors. (Solondz makes no attempt to find actors who resemble the old ones; indeed, he seems to delight, as he did in [*Palindromes*](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362004/) (1994), in finding characters that look strikingly different from their earlier incarnations: Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character from *Happiness* is played here by Michael K. Williams, who played Omar in *The Wire*; Jon Lubitz's cameo is reprised by Paul Reubens, better known for his work as Pee Wee Herman.) ]]>
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A decade on, the characters are, more or less, as we left them, which is to say deeply fucked up and neurotic and desperate. They strike out for new, happier lives, but the future in Solondz's hands is just a murky spectre of the past. There's little hope in it; characters move forward only because looking back would be more awful still. 

In *Happiness*, Solondz managed to leaven his black-hole vision of humanity with moments of absurd levity, juxtaposing the most horrible events imaginable with bright pastel tones and Elfman-schmaltz strings. In *LDW*, he forgoes this bounce and momentum for a suffocating inertia that seems to stem less from any directorial vision than an unwillingness to let go of his earlier, better film. 

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*Happiness* had some truly memorable scenes, in particular its [incredible opening](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDEjQp6q_pQ) (watch it above). But instead of seeking new moments of similar oddity, discomfort and resonance, Solondz instead creates scenes and conversations that just cannibalise the older, more successful ones. 

Still, all is not lost: the movie is worth seeing for Ciarán Hinds' devastating portrayal of Bill Maplewood, the convicted paedophile from *Happiness*, now freed from a long stint in jail. Bill's face is frozen, a rictus of everything he's done and all the things he's still compelled to do, and his wanderings throughout the film evince a depth and heart lacking in most of Solondz's post-*Happiness* work. 

In particular, Bill's moments with his older son, now in college, carry with them an instant and devastating gravity that suggest Solondz, ever the provocateur, might be finally ready to move on to new, more interesting pastures.  ]]>
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    <title>It&apos;s Time To Agree On Some Things</title>
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    <published>2010-07-17T22:31:13Z</published>
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    <summary>Why do we fight for gay marriage instead of ending nuclear proliferation? Sam Harris, a neuroscientist and one of the world&apos;s bravest critics on exoteric religious nuttery, talks about how we might agree on all things moral, and the profound difference this would make. </summary>
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proliferation and poverty? Why has egalitarianism got us so confused that we feel like we have to admit all ideas into debate, no matter how obviously delusional? <br /></p><p align="left">Sam Harris, a neuroscientist and one of the world's 
bravest critics on exoteric religious nuttery, recently spoke at TED about how we might 
agree on all things moral, and the profound difference this would make. A sobering and great talk.<br /></p>
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<entry>
    <title>A Man and a Unicorn, Alone on a Mountain Top</title>
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    <published>2010-07-05T03:54:39Z</published>
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    <summary>A unicorn shares a drink with a lone camper on the top of a mountain. Then the booze runs out. </summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div><p><b></b></p><b><p><b></b></p><b><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="mountaintop-web.jpg" src="http://www.peteanicholson.com/images/mountaintop-web.jpg" width="460" height="345" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></span></b><p></p><p><i>Image: <a href="http://arklahomahiker.org/2010/01/18/mt-nebo-rim-trail-south/">Arklahomahiker</a></i><b>&nbsp;</b></p><p><b>Unicorn</b>: Is there any more booze?&nbsp;</p><p><b>Man</b>: I'm pretty sure that's the last of it.&nbsp;</p><p><b>Unicorn</b>: Fuck.&nbsp;</p></b><p></p><p><strong>Man</strong>: Come on, man. You don't need drink. It's so fucking beautiful up here. Look at the stars for chrissakes. &nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: Great. Stars. I see them every fucking night. Do you get a hard on for your bedroom ceiling? No. What I'd give for a night of smog. Just a whole sky of grey nothing.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: Maybe you need to get away for a while, bro. Might help you learn to love this place again.&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: You fucking people are the worst.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: What fucking people?&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: You fucking people.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: I don't know if I follow you there, bro.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: Let me level with you, <em>bro</em>. I'm a unicorn. I didn't choose to be one. In fact, if I had the choice, I would almost certainly choose to be something else, something dull and insignificant and blue-collar, like a maggot or a fucking bee. This horn here isn't just for decoration. It makes me extremely fucking sensitive. I can tell a fucking asshole coming into this park from ten miles away. And every time you come up here, trying desperately to wash yourself of the horrors of your meaningless, plasma-screened, fluorescent-lit life, it's like a goddamn punch in the face.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: Shit, bro. I had no idea.&nbsp;I just--&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: Of course you didn't. That's the problem with you fuckers. Right now I'm guessing you're feeling a heaviness in your torso, a sensitivity to the fact you're steadily pissing away your humanity, that there might not be much left. But tomorrow, you'll wake up and see a fucking double rainbow or something, and you'll come in your pants. Then you'll get in your little fucking car and drive back to your eco-condo reminding everyone how fucking liberating it is to be at one with fucking nature. But, my dear balding, cargo-panted friend, you ain't at one with shit. Every time you come up here, you take a fucking dump on nature's head. And there ain't enough flies in the forest to clean that shit up.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: Sorry, did you say there's going to be a double rainbow in the morning? I've always wanted to see one of those. I saw one in a dream once, but it felt more like double vision. You've got me all excited. I'm gonna call it a night so I can get up nice and early.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: You do that.&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Man</strong>: K, thanks bro. Hope you feel better soon.&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Unicorn</strong>: Yeah. Thanks.  </p></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Four Records From The (Almost) Canon</title>
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    <published>2010-06-26T06:13:04Z</published>
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    <summary>Four remarkable, little-heard records from two depressed Kiwis, a deep listening scholar, some truly radical post-punkers and a couple of Arizona desert rats. </summary>
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<center><p><br /></p><p><em>This piece originally appeared in <a href="http://www.stopdropandroll.com.au/store/crash-course/">Issue One of Stop Drop and Roll</a>.</em> <i>It was written in 2006.</i><br /></p><p><br /> </p></center>

<p align="center"><strong>Sun City Girls: Torch of the Mystics</strong> <br /></p><p align="center"><em>Majora, 1990</em><br /></p><p align="center"><br /></p>

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<p><br /></p><p>On an Indonesian boat trip in 1989, the Sun City Girls borrowed some equipment from the boat's lounge band, saying they wanted to play a short set. The audience clapped politely as the Girls rolled through a set of Sumatran pop, stop-start improv-skronk and a few trashed covers of American standards. The performance--which, like almost everything the SCG have done, later surfaced on a recording--features a local, at one point during the set, exclaiming to a friend, 'Ah, this is American jazz!' </p>

<p>Scruffy looking desert kids from Phoenix, SCG began playing open mic nights in the early eighties, bewildering audiences with their mix of unhinged improvisation, obscuro exotica and performance art, their incredible racket combining musical wizardry with self-indulgent trash, often within the space of a single song. They made a business of defying expectations; the Girls were known to execute note-perfect covers of Jodorowski's <i>El Topo</i> soundtrack, then, a few nights later, sit on stage with cheap mics imitating hobos for an hour while their soundman danced like a tramp behind them. </p>

<p>Behind the Girls' bizarre and sometimes caustic public persona, though, lies a serious love of the Orient; a love that somehow manages to marry vulgar Americana with elements of Eastern esotericism. The Girls' affection for the East has led Alan and Rick Bishop, the brothers at the heart of the group, to spend a few months each year traipsing through the third world, recording the sounds of themselves and others, often dropping the resulting tapes into local milk bars.</p>

<p>While their Indonesian audience recognised something of the Girls' kinship with jazz's innovation and improvisation, for a long time no one in their home country knew quite what to make of them. Indeed, until the release of the out-masterpiece <i>Torch of the Mystics</i> in 1990, a lot of people thought the SCG were merely an elaborate post-punk joke. They could be forgiven--the Girls' immense discography includes literally hundreds of recordings that run through free jazz, hushed folk balladry, campfire babbling, spastic gamelan, astral-pop and terrible classic rock covers; album titles include <i>Horse Cock Phephner</i>, <i>Dante's Disneyland Inferno</i> and <i>330,003 Cross-Dressers From Beyond the Rig Veda</i>. </p>

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<p></p><p>There has always been a conviction to the Girls, though--a trueness of heart, some have said--that, to many,&nbsp;only began to become truly obvious with <i>Torch of the Mystics</i>, an immensely charming, delirious distillation of their obsession with the East. </p>

<p>To this day, I can't understand more than a few words on the record (much of it is just cooing and screaming). But there is a wizardry at work here that affects me in the way few records do. 'Space Prophet Dogon'--presumably a paean to somebody we are not yet lucky enough to meet--is quite possibly the most ecstatic song I've ever heard: tangled vines of Richard Bishop's incredibly loose, virtuosic Eastern-tinged riffing tailed by Alan's spidery bass and utterly wild, almost wordless yelping; the whole thing underpinned by&nbsp;drummer Charles Gocher's magnificent, spastic pounding. </p>

<p>According to long-time out-rock writer Byron Coley, we have the Girls to thank for the diversity of modern underground music. 'Without these french-fried, grass-skirted motherfuckers,' he wrote, 'it would all sound like Merzbow.'&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p>
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        <![CDATA[<p align="center"><strong>This Heat: Deceit</strong><br /></p><p align="center"><em>Rough Trade, 1981</em><br /></p><p align="center"><br /></p>

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<p><br /></p><p>Many of the landmarks of modern pop are irrevocably tied to where they were recorded--the Beatles and Abbey Road, Elvis and Sun Studios, Motown and Studio A. It makes a kind of perverse sense, then, that the wildest record from the English post-punk scene was recorded in a converted meat freezer. 

<font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font></p><p>This Heat's choice of workplace, it turns out, was not because of any ascetic leanings or working class sympathy, but, rather, simply because the sound in there was incredible--at once crisp, cavernous and immense. Unlike the alternately muddy and tinny recordings of many of their peers, <i>Deceit</i>, like all the This Heat recordings, sounds great--clear and spacious and devastating. <br /></p><p align="left">It helped that they could play, too. In the early 80s, much of the punk and No Wave scene fashioned its credibility from a combination of anger and a lack of conventional musicianship; This Heat were certainly angry, and, while none of them could sing, they were truly great musicians. <i>Deceit</i> proved chops were no obstacle to immediacy.</p>

<p align="left">On <i>Deceit</i>, This Heat's second record, whole songs emerge out of parts that, at first, don't seem to fit together at all--voices from Radio Prague, quotes from Thomas Jefferson, African percussion. Songforms coalesce out of the vapour only to disappear just as suddenly, replaced, as in the incendiary 'Makeshift Swahili', by an anguished, underwater scream where there might have been a chorus, almost as if someone shut the door of the freezer to protect you from the noise. <br /></p><p align="left">There is genius, born of a total fearlessness, all over this record. This Heat knew to speak their mind, even if their voices were out of tune. It's a shame, then, that they cared so little for publicity--even if, given their attitude to consumerism and the West, it was entirely understandable. (It took a period of debate for the band to agree on the merits of even releasing <i>Deceit</i> at all.) <br /></p><p align="left"><object height="369" width="460"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bCtecNPQ2zw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bCtecNPQ2zw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="369" width="460"></object>

</p><p align="left"><i>Deceit</i> is protest music of the best kind--affecting, stylistically inventive, but possessed of a lightness of touch. Though with lines like, 'Well, what do we expect?/Paper hats?/Or maybe even roses?/The sound of explosions?/Oh no,' it's not always clear what they were angry at. The fury that underpins <i>Deceit</i> seems, at times, to be its only constant, allowing them to fuse their experiments into discernible songs. <br /></p><p align="left"><i>Deceit</i> shoehorns elements of prog, musique concrete, free jazz and post-punk into one hydra-headed beast, at once contemplative ('Sleep'), spastic ('Paper Hats') and furious ('S.P.Q.R.'). Released shortly before the band's demise, what will forever separate <i>Deceit</i> from its peers is the sheer scope of its recording; using innumerable loops, flutes, kazoos and primitive gadgets, the trio came upon an alchemy that, even today, sounds like it was recorded three weeks into the future.&nbsp;</p><p align="left">Nowhere do the elements of This Heat's sound--the relentless experimentation, wayward vocals and left-field instrumentation--come together better than on the record's penultimate track, 'A New Kind of Water,' <i>Deceit</i>'s angriest--and best--track. Woozy, skewed chanting gives way to Hayward's skeletal, powerful drumming, before the whole thing explodes into a sublime frenzy of upright bass and precise, angular guitar. It should have been a hit. <em></em></p><br /><p><br /></p>


<p align="center"><strong>This Kind Of Punishment: A Beard Of Bees</strong><br /></p><p align="center"><em>self-released, 1983</em><br /></p><p align="center"><br /></p>

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<p><br /></p><p>After Gareth Williams left This Heat to join a monastery, the baton of heroic obscurity was passed to two Kiwi brothers, Peter and Graeme--themselves big fans of This Heat--who had tired of the limitations of punk, and who had holed up in an isolated farm house with a piano, a couple of guitars and a four-track. Recording under the name This Kind of Punishment, over four records and two EPs spanning almost five years, the Jefferies brothers, along with a rotating cast of friends, created some of the most affecting and beautifully recorded folk music of the later part of the century. 

<br /><br />The New Zealand underground in the early and mid-80s was astoundingly fertile, with weird kids doing amazing things in noise (Dead C), black-folk (the Pin Group) and jangle pop (the Clean) all over the country. It could be said the Jefferies brothers--forever grim, gifted and obsessive--were the dourest of their peers. TKOP, from their inception in 1983, were obsessed with all manner of gloomy things--Russian literature, death and endings--and it showed in their song titles--'The Horrible Tango,' 'Trepidation' and 'The Diary of Hermann Doubt' among them--if not always in their music. <br /></p><p><object height="369" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dzj-GImJZj0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dzj-GImJZj0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="369" width="480"></object>

<p></p><p>Many of the melodies begin brooding, but finish, if not cheerful, then at least cathartic and resolute. When, towards the end of 'The Sleepwalker', Peter sings, 'I'll wait until the cows come down the river,' you get the sense that he's going to be waiting a long, long time. By the time the icy guitar figure gives way to the spoken bridge, you kinda want to wait with him. By the time the rhythm section makes its customary late and devastating entrance, you're absolutely his. It's roughly three times better than anything R.E.M ever recorded. <br /><br />The Jefferies were tired of punk, but they were not going to settle for folk's template of a few chords and a story. Experiments run rife throughout <i>A Beard of Bees</i>, from the percussive stabs apparently beating a rooster to death in 'East Meets West', to the ultra-minimal solos that begin 'An Open Denial', all placed in complement to the duo's by-then masterful songwriting. <br /></p><p>

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<p align="center"><strong>Stuart Dempster: Underground Overlays From The Cistern Chapel</strong><br /></p><p align="center"><em>New Albion, 1995</em><br /></p><p align="center"><br /></p>

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<p><br /></p><p>To describe music using words like 'transcendent', 'ethereal' and 'meditative' is a sure-fire way to align something, almost certainly against its will, with the New Age--a hopeless path of unicorns and water births and Yanni and death. But what to do with music of a type and quality that it absolutely requires those terms, if not their implied and horrible meanings? <br /></p><p>
Trombonist and experimental composer Stuart Dempster's <i>Underground Overlays from the Cistern Chapel</i>--variously for ten trombones, solo conch shell, didgeridoo, and conch trio--was recorded in a massive water cistern in Seattle, a tank 186 feet in diameter where every sound reverberates for 45 seconds. It is, for want of less degraded words, 'heavenly' and almost 'spiritual'. It is also a masterpiece, a luminously beautiful piece of music that absolutely transcends the amazing gimmick of its creation. <br /></p><p>When you talk about its construction--a professor and former Guggenheim fellow taking his master class into an enormous water tank to record shells and didgeridoos and trombones--it can seem ridiculous, another calculated, difficult experiment dear to the hearts of avant-boffins and <i>Wire</i> readers; experiments that, despite the thought that goes into them, can often be as interesting to listen to as farm machinery. So it is all the more remarkable that an album of such strange academic provenance is so compelling. <br /></p><p> 
The reverberation inside the two-million gallon cistern is so intense--a whisper from close to the wall can be heard anywhere in the chamber--that it required the musicians under Dempster's tutelage to communicate non-verbally, responding to their teacher as he moved his head, span around, or ignored them completely. With every sound absorbed into the immense drone above them, the teacher had his students play minimally, knowing that too much tonal activity, in this environment, would be overwhelming. <br /></p><p>Dempster knew what he was talking about: a renowned experimental composer and trombonist, he pioneered, with bandmate Pauline Oliveros, a sound they call 'Deep Listening'--simply put, music performed in cisterns and cathedrals that makes artful use of reverb on a truly massive scale. <br /></p><p><object height="369" width="460"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QvNDJk8fnMQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QvNDJk8fnMQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="369" width="460"></object> <br /></p><p>The sixteen-minute 'Cloud Landings', the record's highlight, is a gorgeous wall of trombones that seem to appear out of a single note before swelling into lush figures, each with no apparent beginning or end. <br /></p><p>For the sublime, pulsing 'Didgerilayover', Dempster, who studied circular breathing techniques with the instrument's inventors, spun slowly around on the spot, allowing the noise to float up the walls and arrive at the mics as a soft, distant hum. <br /></p><p>Listening to <i>Underground Overlays</i>, I find whole ten minute songs drifting by without registering in my head as taking any length of time at all. With everything caked in this astral sheen, the whole record can pass as one amorphous drone; it's a record that can take some time and close listening to reveal its treasures. Its rich tone, can, on first take, sound like so many crystal healing CDs of recent marketing, something you might play at a Tantric weekend while a suburban guy you've just met fucks your wife. But with time, its charm takes you over, often to the point where you feel like you've just clambered down into that hole in Seattle, into a tank where you can't hear yourself talk and everything's quietly bouncing off the walls and ringing above your head. 
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    <title>Hetfield vs. Science</title>
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    <published>2010-06-17T10:14:18Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-18T00:37:17Z</updated>

    <summary>In 2009, Hetfield the metal singer met Songsmith the digital accompaniment program. Here&apos;s what happened. </summary>
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<p><br /></p><p>In mid 1981, Danish-born drummer Lars Ulrich put a classified ad in a Los Angeles newspaper, 'looking for other metal musicians to jam with.' One of the respondents was 18-year-old guitarist and singer James Hetfield, then in the band Leather Charm. In October, they officially formed Metallica, a thrash metal band.  </p>

<p>In 2009, popular software company Microsoft launched <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Songsmith">Songsmith</a>, a musical accompaniment program. The first program of its kind, Songsmith allows users to enter a vocal track, to which the program automatically generates what it thinks is the most appropriate backing music.  </p>

<p>That same year, Hetfield the metal singer met Songsmith the digital accompaniment program. The resulting 'jam', which you can hear below, pairs Hetfield's desperate howl about a man facing the electric chair with a decidedly upbeat midi groove. </p>

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<p>If you listen closely, it sounds as if Hetfield is lost in the machine, and the machine is telling him: 'You're at the fair, James! Why not just enjoy yourself! Why do you keep screaming?' But Hetfield, alas, cannot hear the machine: he knows, somewhere deep inside him, that the machine is trying to kill him.  </p>
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    <title>Recent Spam, Reviewed</title>
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    <published>2010-06-14T10:31:18Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-14T14:08:24Z</updated>

    <summary>I receive lots of comments on this blog. Ninety-nine per cent of them are from robots. Here I take a closer look at eight of them. </summary>
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](http://www.flickr.com/photos/melody_am/2520528149/in/set-72157603246002183/)

I receive lots of comments on this blog. Ninety-nine per cent of them are from robots, or people posing as robots. Let's take a closer took at eight of them. 

1. ***Name***: Seth Gerla
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [Stephen O'Malley & Attila Csihar: 6°FSkyquake](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2008/12/stephen-omalley-attila-csihar-6fskyquake.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Cat food discount codes 
<br></br>***Comment***: Thank-you to the men and women overseas fighting for our freedom and for helping these lovely kitties
<br></br>***Review***: Honest and open-hearted, but lacks clarity. It's unclear both how our brave servicemen and women are helping these lovely kitties, and which kitties Mr. Gerla is referring to.  

2. ***Name***: jordan shoes
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [May Day, Eyjafjallajökull](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2010/05/may-day-eyjafjallajokull.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Footwear 
<br></br>***Comment***: Thanks for this article. It give me new spirit to continue my blogging journey.
<br></br>***Review***: As general as it is benign, Mr. Shoes's uplifting comment at first filled me with a gentle warmth. But then I got to thinking: could it be *my* spirit he's using to continue his blogging journey? That might explain those recent gnawing feelings of emptiness I've been having. 

3. ***Name***: Lawn Care
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [Deerhoof](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2008/12/deerhoof.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Top Soil
<br></br>***Comment***: @Marco I know what your  mean.  In  the current economy its tough  to find a  career  that pays  good  and is stable .  I have  discovered that if you just work hard and are consistent you can go places .  Look at the  writer  of this  article, they are  clearly hard working  and have just been consistent over time and are now enjoying at least what would appear as somewhat of a success.  I would encourage everyone to
just keep hustling and moving forward.
<br></br>***Review***: Mr. Care offers some sage, everyman advice here. But I am not sure Marco is listening. 

4. ***Name***: Rey Fossa
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [Sir Richard Bishop](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2008/12/sir-richard-bishop.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Cyber Knife 
<br></br>***Comment***: Definitely agree with that which you stated. Your explanation was certainly the easiest to recognise. I say to you, I usually get irked when folks discuss problems that they plainly don't know about. You managed to kick the nail directly on the pinnacle and explained out everything without complication. Maybe, people normally takes an indication. Will probably return to get more. Thanks.
<br></br>***Review***: Mr. Fossa is really talking from the heart. He knows it's not easy to kick the nail directly on the pinnacle, which is why he will probably return to get more.  

5. ***Name***: Hindi Sms
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [F#A#Infinity](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2008/12/fainfinity.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Indian SMS 
<br></br>***Comment***: Thank you for this amazing list of ringtones. hope you post fresh ringtones everytime their is an new  release. I am actually happy as i have the best quality ringtones then my friends. You rock mate.
<br></br>***Review***: The Australian touch at the end -- mate -- is nice. It reminds me, in an odd kind of way, of those slideshow ads you see in the more dubious corners of the interwebs, the ones with comely lasses from your neighbourhood ONLINE AND WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. There was one thing that confused me, though: if Mr. Sms and his friends already have the best quality ringtones, what use is my amazing list to them?

6. ***Name***: Otilia Mclennon
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [40 Years of The War On Drugs](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2010/06/40-years-of-the-war-on-drugs.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Forex Strategy Site 
<br></br>***Comment***: you two rally make a lovely couple.
<br></br>***Review***: Some of these may actually be posted by people -- probably the same ones who respond to those ads you sometimes see attached to power poles that say 'EARN SIX FIGURES FROM HOME.' Ms. Mclennon, however, is clearly a robot, and a poor one at that. Unless she thinks I'm one of the black dudes in the [South Bronx photo](http://www.peteanicholson.com/images/South-Bronx-2-web.jpg), and that the other one is my lover. In which case, Otilia, I apologise.  

7. ***Name***: money affiliate
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [The Food Pyramid](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2009/02/yap-2-the-food-pyramid.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Make Money With Affiliate Program
<br></br>***Comment***: Ronaldo is the only wits  I like the world cup if he does not play the world cup spirit is gone for me .
<br></br>***Review***: It saddens me that Mr. Affiliate cannot find any wits to like now Ronaldo is too old to play in the World Cup. One can only hope that over the next several weeks he is able to rediscover the same wits/spirit in something or someone else. 

8. ***Name***: Adena Boggioni
<br></br>***Commenting on***: [Five Small Ways To Ward Off The Apocalypse (Part 1)](http://www.peteanicholson.com/2010/05/five-small-ways-to-ward-off-the-apocalypse-part-1.html)
<br></br>***Advertising***: Kids Socks Wholesale
<br></br>***Comment***: Hi,what a good shirt,thanks for sharing.I will get one like that.bill
<br></br>***Review***: Technology is developing all the time -- apparently fast enough for some robot or stay-at-home mum in Delaware to see what I'm wearing. Thankfully, with the power of the internet, a cheap, faithful replica is likely only a few clicks away.  

*Photo: [melody am](http://www.flickr.com/photos/melody_am/2520528149/in/set-72157603246002183/)*
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    <title>Lou Reed Talks To The Press</title>
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    <published>2010-06-07T12:08:45Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-07T12:16:41Z</updated>

    <summary>Lou Reed explains himself to the Strine fourth estate thirty-six years ago. </summary>
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    <title>40 Years of The War On Drugs</title>
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    <published>2010-06-04T05:21:35Z</published>
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    <summary>Four decades of the other war on drugs. </summary>
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<p>A few years ago, I began editing and rewriting the autobiography of a man named Cheech Marrero. The project just fell into my lap; I had never met Cheech before a mutual friend handed me the unwieldy collection of interviews I was asked to turn into his life story. </p>

<p>Cheech, a Puerto Rican New Yorker who lived most of his later life in California, had tried to write his story a number of times, mostly because people who knew parts of it told him he had to. For Cheech, though, mustering the same enthusiasm was always difficult; as I would discover as the project went on, he was possessed of a genuine and deep humility that made the process of trawling through the details of his life uncomfortable for him.  </p>

<p>Cheech died last year, after a short battle with liver cancer. He was 75. His story, which will hopefully be published later this year, was full of remarkable battles. He was twice jailed for crimes he didn't commit, the first time when he was 15; in his second stint, facing life, he taught himself law, tracked down the person who committed the crime he was accused of, and got himself released.  </p>

<p>At the end of his second stint inside, Cheech underwent training in addiction therapy. When he got out, he returned to the Hunts Point area in the South Bronx, where he had grown up, and put these new skills to use, working tirelessly to improve the desperate situation of the community's residents. </p>

<p>At the time, drug addiction and gang violence were rife throughout the South Bronx; Cheech said that the average life expectancy for most kids was eighteen or nineteen. Puerto Ricans in the area had the highest rates of drug addiction anywhere in the world.</p>

<p>'The population density of the Southeast Bronx -- 500,000 people crammed into 5 sq. mi. -- is among the nation's highest,' a <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,903394-1,00.html"><em>Time</em> article</a> from 1972 read.</p>

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  <p>'Housing, health care, employment and education are woefully substandard. Fifty percent of the children under six have never been immunized against polio. Forty percent of the area's families are on welfare. More than 10% of residents between 15 and 44 are heroin addicts. Says one of Mayor John Lindsay's minority specialists: "The Puerto Rican experience in New York has been a total disaster."'</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?s=9418f3df3c5539d7a9e4cf7cf28790ff&amp;t=222552"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="South-Bronx-1-web.jpg" src="http://www.peteanicholson.com/images/South-Bronx-1-web.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="305" width="460" /></span></a> <br /></p><p><em>South Bronx, 1980</em></p>

<p>The battle to turn things around, Cheech and his associates found, needed to be fought on two fronts: they needed to go after the corrupt politicians who were stealing or misusing all the funds meant for the area, and they needed to stop the supply of drugs coming into the community. </p>

<p>The South Bronx streets were flooded with amphetamines, which Cheech and his associates soon traced back to a number of major pharmaceutical companies. These companies, they found, were basically giving drugs away: procuring them was about as hard as ordering a pizza.  </p>

<p>One company, Cheech said, 'was producing over 140 million barbiturates and amphetamines a month... Any one of us with nothing more then a resale number could, by simply calling an 800 number, order and receive these drugs very cheaply, reselling them on the streets at 10 or more times their cost.'    </p>

<p>Cheech and his associates' first plan of attack was to appeal to the companies themselves. They called each of the companies and told them what was happening. Each time, they were told that their concerns would be taken seriously, and that someone would get back to them. No one ever did. </p>

<p>The next step was to raise their concerns with the Narcotics Commission, who proved similarly unhelpful. Realising they had to change the game, Cheech and co. started contacting producers and anchormen from major TV news shows. A number of networks showed interest in running an exposé on the pharma companies. Within a week, Cheech was informed that funding for the rehabilitation programs he and his organisation had set up -- the only programs of their kind in America at the time -- was being 'reviewed,' and was now threatened. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?s=9418f3df3c5539d7a9e4cf7cf28790ff&amp;t=222552"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="South-Bronx-2-web.jpg" src="http://www.peteanicholson.com/images/South-Bronx-2-web.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="308" width="460" /></span></a> <br /></p><p><em>141st St, May 1977</em></p>

<p>Shortly after, the TV stations pulled out, citing the need for documentation that Cheech and his colleagues had already amply provided. 'We didn't understand fully what was happening until we were told,' Cheech said. 'One of the executives at the New York State Narcotics Commission told us, in no uncertain terms, that if we wanted to continue to be funded, we had to back off.'   </p>

<p>After a long fight, and some wonderfully creative acts of civil disobedience, Cheech and co. won the fight to retain their funding. (They also found out who was stealing the area's sorely needed public funds, tracking down and running out of town a powerful and thoroughly corrupt community organiser who, in addition to ripping off millions of dollars in taxpayers' money, had also put a hit out on Cheech and two of his colleagues.) </p>

<p>For all their success, however, they could do nothing to change the complete impunity enjoyed by the pharmaceutical companies. 'We knew that the drug companies were the biggest multi-billion-dollar drug pushers in the world,' Cheech said. 'According to our research, these drug companies were spending somewhere between twelve and twenty million dollars to advertise and market a new drug.' At the same time, the companies 'contributed almost nothing towards helping drug abuse prevention and treatment.'</p>

<p>I was reminded of Cheech's fight this week when I came across this remarkable <a href="http://current.com/shows/vanguard/">Vanguard</a> report on the rampant prescription drug abuse and trafficking in Florida. (It's 45 mins long, but entirely worth it.)</p>

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<p>In 2008, the number of prescription-drug-related deaths in Florida rose to <a href="http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1981582,00.html">3750</a> -- more than 10 a day. 
The Vanguard report shows drug addicts and dealers travelling from all over America to Florida to shop at one of the state's ubiquitous 'Pain Clinics', which freely dispense, often in massive quantities, some of the most potent narcotics known to man, including most addicts' drug of choice: Oxycodone. </p>

<p>The Florida county most affected by prescription drug abuse, Broward County, has more of these 'Pain Clinics' (or Pill Mills, as they've come to be known) than they do burger franchises (115 to 70). A new kind of tourism is developing in the area, as addicts and pushers from all over the country come to south Florida to stock up. </p>

<p>The report follows a number of police and drug enforcement agents, who spend their days tracking and arresting junkies for dealing 'Oxy', as it's known. These junkies cop heavy bids for their trouble, while the companies responsible for producing the drugs, as ever, don't even warrant a mention, even in this otherwise excellent report. The problem is put down to the lack of prescription drug regulations in Florida, and the low lifes and quacks who have found easy ways to exploit this. The bigger problem, though -- the galloping medicalisation of society, big pharma's ruthless exploitation of <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/stories/s2701780.htm">every available market</a> -- is only touched on once, and even then with an air of complete resignation.  </p>

<p>In a telling scene, a Kentucky sheriff, sick of the carnage prescription drug abuse has wrought in his county, tells of his repeated calls to the powers that be -- 'the DEA [Drug Enforcement Agency], pharmacy boards, medical boards' -- asking them to do something about the problem. 'Basically what they told me,' the sheriff said, 'in a nice way, is: "Look, you're a hick sheriff from the hills of Kentucky. Don't be trying to tell us how to do our job."' </p>

<p>For the sheriff, as for Cheech four decades earlier, working out just what that 'job' is exactly is an almost impossible task. Which is part of the reason why, forty years after Nixon declared <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Drugs">The War On Drugs</a>, his use of metaphor seems more apt than ever: in Florida, as in many places around the world, an interminable, muddy battle rages on, moved by unseen hands, with victory, by any definition, little more than a sick joke. <br /></p><p><br /></p><p><em>Photos, fro<i>m top</i></em><i>: <a href="http://victortlb.wordpress.com/2009/08/06/fast-forward-to-1970-bronx-new-york/">victortlb</a>,
 <a href="http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?s=9418f3df3c5539d7a9e4cf7cf28790ff&amp;t=222552">Camilo
 Jose Vergara</a></i></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Jesus Approaches Man, Asks For Treehouse</title>
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    <published>2010-05-26T11:57:26Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-26T03:56:37Z</updated>

    <summary>How your childhood treehouse might have looked if you were raised by a PNG tribesman, a Japanese craftsman, or a fundamentalist Christian named Horace.  </summary>
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        <name>Pete Nicholson</name>
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        <![CDATA[Here is what your treehouse might look like if your Dad was a gifted and eccentric Japanese renaissance man, who lived near the beach and liked to build things out of driftwood:

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Here's what it might look like if your Dad was a Korowai tribesman, who build their houses ridiculously high up in trees to ward off mosquitoes and rival clans:  

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And here's what it might look like if your Dad was a fundamentalist Christian from Tennessee named Horace, who was granted a vision from Jesus of a treehouse, perfect in its detail, that he would spend the next fourteen years building: 

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        <![CDATA['I was praying one day and the Lord said, "If you build me a tree house, I'll see you never run out of material,"' Horace Burgess [says](http://www.uptake.com/blog/family_vacations/gods-tree-house_5072.html) of the provenance of his 100-foot-high, 10-room tree house. True to his vision, Horace, a landscape architect by trade, built the tree house from salvaged and recycled materials, beginning in 1993 and finishing up in 2007.  

Which isn't to say God gave him the exact specs. 'God didn't do me like Noah,' he says. 'I never got the dimensions. If I had known it was going to end up this big, I never would have started it.'

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The four-second vision, Horace says, came while he was wide awake, and showed him everything he needed, including a basketball court which now forms parts of the structure's sanctuary. 'I saw it like a slide show, and it showed me the podium, which rises like four crosses, two for the thieves, one for Christ, and the other cross is the one we all must bear individually.'

The so-called Minister's Treehouse, as it's known, is built around a live, 25-metre-tall white oak, and is braced by six other trees. By Horace's estimate--and he says he was counting--he used 258,000 nails in its construction, and spent around $12,000. 

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Over the years, Horace has let a number of people take up residence in the treehouse, typically the kind of folk 'church houses wouldn't even let in.' One such man, he says, lived there for more than three years, and came to be known as 'the keeper of the treehouse.' When he died, Horace scattered his ashes from the bell tower.

In the shadow of the tree house, Horace has planted a garden filled with flowers that, when seen from above, spell out the Lord's name. 

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*Shots from treehouse builder, photographer and authority [Peter Nelson](http://petenelson.wordpress.com/), [USA Today](http://content.usatoday.com/_common/_scripts/big_picture.aspx?width=490&height=730&storyURL=/news/religion/2007-07-29-treehouse-church_N.htm&imageURL=http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2007/07/29/treehouse2x-large.jpg), [Uptake.com](http://www.uptake.com/blog/family_vacations/gods-tree-house_5072.html) and [Baking With Medusa](http://www.flickr.com/photos/bakingwithmedusa/sets/72157621319897321/).*]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Five Small Ways To Ward Off The Apocalypse (Part 2)</title>
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    <published>2010-05-22T17:20:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-22T16:27:04Z</updated>

    <summary>The electricity required to power Japan&apos;s 5,582,200 vending machines over the course of a year is roughly equivalent to Bangladesh&apos;s annual power consumption. How turning the lights out and fridges off in vending machines and convenience stores could not only save us a whale-load of power, but help free us from our abusive relationship with consumer choice.  </summary>
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<h2>Step Two: Less Juice For Faux-Foods</h2>

<p>Picture it: a freezing railway platform on the outskirts of a large city. It's late evening, and all the trains have stopped for the night. There's hasn't been anyone around for a couple of hours now. But something stirs: in an alcove, just by the ticket machine, sit four brightly lit vending machines, quietly whirring to each other in the frozen night.</p>

<p>Just fifty metres away, across the tracks, are the even brighter lights of a convenience store. Inside, toward the back, are a wall of fridges full of the same drinks and chocolate bars that the vending machines carry. Like the vending machines, the store, as it proudly says on the sliding doors, 'never closes'. There are another two of these stores within 200 metres.</p>

<p>It's the middle of winter, and no one has bought a drink from the vending machines for almost a week now; the convenience store is lucky to sell more than a few each day. In that time, they have together used enough energy to heat twenty houses.</p>

<p>This is luxury: having anything you want, any time you want it. Even if no one wants it. Vending machines and convenience store fridges are always on, no matter what the season, or the number of people likely to make use of them. For the most part, they cool products that don't require refrigeration to remain consumable. Indeed, most of these products are so full of mysterious compounds and chemicals they would likely outlast the vending machines and fridges themselves. We cool them simply because we find them more pleasing that way.</p>

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</p><p>Of all the first world countries, no one exemplifies this victory of convenience over common sense better than the Japanese. In Japan, a country of 127 million people, there is one vending machine for every 23 people. It's not uncommon to wander down a back alley in a Japanese city and come across seven or eight of them, each selling more or less the same things, lined up alongside one another. So what does all this add up to?</p>

<p>The electricity required to power Japan's 5,582,200 vending machines over the course of a year is roughly equivalent to Bangladesh's annual power consumption.^ (As a comparison, Australia has around <a href="http://www.energyrating.gov.au/library/pubs/200511-mepsvending.pdf">110,000</a> refrigerated vending machines, or one for every 180 people; America around <a href="http://www.energyefficiencynews.com/policy/i/2365/">three million</a>, or one for every 100 people.) When you add convenience stores to that figure--Japan, though admittedly an extreme case, has more than <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convenience_store#By_country">42,000</a> of them--you're likely wasting enough juice to power several other countries in the region.</p>

<p>It would be unrealistic, even with the kind of freewheeling dreaming I'm allowing myself here, to think that we might be able to curb the sales or wider availability of the products typically sold in vending machines and convenience store fridges in the foreseeable future. But it is entirely reasonable to think that we might limit the enormous amounts of power they currently account for.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Under this step, all refrigeration and lighting in vending machines would be permanently switched off. (This could be done via simple, and likely very cheap, retrofits to the machines.) The machines would still be able to run, but only with whatever minimal power was required for the machines to take your money and squeeze out your selection. All vending machines would also be fitted with motion sensors, which would enable a machine to minimise its power usage when not in use. If people want cold drinks, they would now have to visit a vending machine in the colder months, when nature will quite happily manufacture their refreshment, or take their fizz home and do it themselves.</p>

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<p>In convenience stores, fridges would be significantly downsized to only allow space for things that might reasonably be considered perishables (milk, butter, all-in-one breakfast-shakes etc.). The yawning gap in the stores this would leave could be filled with different varieties of actual, recognisable food. And from there, who knows what might happen.  </p>

<p>Kids, turned off by the warm fizz now on offer from the lightless machines and convenience store shelves, could soon discover the abundant, free sources of fructose <a href="http://feralfruitmelbourne.wordpress.com/">all around them</a>. Public health authorities, emboldened by the idea that they can actually do things big business might not like, could put measures in place for faux-foods to be <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/19/business/economy/19leonhardt.html?src=tptw">taxed</a>, so that their price comes to reflect the great costs both their manufacture and consumption have on society. Eventually, with enough public support, the amount of these products on sale could even be regulated.</p>

<p>Of course, imposing any limits on our consumption of convenience food--even if it was just its serving temperature--would be seen by many people as a direct affront to our freedom as Westerners. <a href="http://www.ipa.org.au/people/chris-berg">Free market ideologues</a> would no doubt invoke the nanny state argument, and tell us that any limiting of consumer choice is tantamount to a limiting of our essential freedoms.</p>

<p>But what they're really saying is this: We have worked extraordinarily hard to not have to work hard. Both our sophistication and our victory lie in the rich variety of things in easy reach. On a primal level, it's how our ancestors always dreamed of living: no stockpiling for the winter, no going without food, even if you're just waiting for a bus.</p>

<p>But this notion of choice that is ritually peddled out whenever our profligacy is questioned doesn't stand up to even the smallest amount of scrutiny. For one, the overwhelming majority of foods and drinks in vending machines and convenience store refrigerators are more or less the same--calorie dense, diabetes-baiting constructions that bear only a passing resemblance to what is traditionally called food.</p>

<p>Add to that the fact that these faux-foods and drinks are typically manufactured by a small clutch of companies, who also own most of the vending machines and take up the lion's share of space in convenience store fridges, and the idea that having these foods on every street corner represents some kind of meaningful choice or freedom starts to look decidedly shaky.</p>

<p>Real freedom, I think most people would agree, has absolutely nothing to do with how many readily available means we have at our disposal to distract, console and sicken ourselves, and everything to do with reclaiming the world from the sweaty clutches of the forces that have convinced us otherwise. And it will start with small gestures, not great speeches.</p>

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<p><em>^ Bangladesh/Japan stat based on <a href="http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ene_ele_con_percap-energy-electricity-consumption-per-capita">these figures</a> of Bangladesh's total energy usage 2006, and <a href="http://wikitravel.org/en/Bangladesh">this estimate</a> of the country's population in the same year, against <a href="http://www.jvma.or.jp/information/qa_01.html">this current estimate</a> of Japan's number of vending machines and an average energy use, per machine, of around <a href="http://www.reliant.com/en_US/Page/Generic/Public/esc_purchasing_advisor_vending_machine_energy_savings_bus_gen.jsp">3900kWh per year</a>.</em></p>

Photos, from top, by [camerafool](http://www.flickr.com/photos/foolishbrat/4381140973/in/pool-japanese_vending_machines), [The Bonkirasu Brigade](http://bonkurasu.animeblogger.net/2008/12/japan-day4-5-kurisumasu/), [kamoda](http://www.flickr.com/photos/kamoda/3594704109/). ]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Syphilis! Yellow fever! Leprosy! </title>
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    <published>2010-05-18T10:15:29Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-18T11:25:12Z</updated>

    <summary>A lesson in feuds from Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski. </summary>
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Faux-celebrity douches take note: if you're going to do a feud, [do it properly](http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/605609779/oldhollywood-werner-herzog-speaking-at-the). Ideally, go into the jungle and duke it out until you're actually in a position to kill each other. 

That's what Werner Herzog, the legendary German director, and Klaus Kinski, his leading man and chief tormentor, did in the early 1980s, when they headed deep into the Peruvian jungle to film [Fitzcarraldo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzcarraldo), a film about a music loving dreamer who tries to haul a steamboat over an Amazonian mountain. 

Fitzcarraldo, like pretty much every film the two made together, involved death threats and screaming and allegations from both sides of psychosis and torment. Herzog, as you might imagine, was typically the more measured of the two, but he could still bring it: as you'll read after the jump, he eventually said that he should have had Kinski killed when he had the chance.    

Kinski, for his part, in his white-hot (and eventually recalled) autobiography, [Kinski Uncut](http://www.slate.com/id/2946/), said of Herzog: 'He should catch the plague! Syphilis! Yellow fever! Leprosy! It's no use; the more I wish him the most gruesome deaths, the more he haunts me.'

Years later, Herzog, speaking in [My Best Fiend](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Best_Fiend), his documentary on his relationship with Kinski, took up his right of reply:  

'[Kinski's fits](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITx7txr-7M) can partly be explained by his egocentric character. Egocentric is perhaps not the right word; he was an outright egomaniac. Whenever there was a serious accident, it became a big problem because, all of a sudden, he was no longer the center of attention. He was no longer important.

[On the set of Fitzcarraldo], a lumberman was bitten by a snake while cutting a tree. This was the most dangerous snake of all. It only takes a few minutes before cardiac arrest occurs. He dropped the saw and thought about it for five seconds and then he grabbed his saw again and cut off his foot. It saved his life, because the camp and serum was 20 minutes away. When that happened, I knew Kinski would start raving  with some trifling excuse, because now he was just a marginal figure.]]>
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...In another incident, a plane crashed, which was bringing people here. Luckily, they all survived, but some were seriously injured. Kinski saw that he was no longer in demand. So, he threw a fit, because his coffee was only lukewarm that morning. For hours he screamed at me, that close to my face. Incredible. I didn't know how to calm him down, and then I had an inspiration. I went to my hut, where, for months I had hidden a piece of chocolate. We would almost have killed one another for something like that. I went back to him, going right into his face and ate the chocolate. All of a sudden he was quiet. This was utterly beyond him.

Kinski's raving fits strained things with our Indian extras. They were Machiguengas, these two here, and a lot of Campas, too. Normally, they speak very softly and physical contacts are gentle. They were afraid. They would sit huddled together, whispering.

Towards the end of shooting, the Indians offered to kill Kinski for me. They said: "Shall we kill him for you?" And I said: "No, for God's sake! I still need him for shooting. Leave him to me!"

I declined, at the time, but they were dead serious. They would have killed him, undoubtedly, if I had wanted it. I at once regretted that I held the Indians back from their purpose...'

(via [clusterflock](http://www.clusterflock.org/2010/05/quote-out-of-context-192.html)/[Kottke](http://kottke.org/10/05/herzog-and-kinski-sitting-in-a-tree)/[Newsweek](http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/605609779/oldhollywood-werner-herzog-speaking-at-the))]]>
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<entry>
    <title>May Day, Eyjafjallajökull</title>
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    <published>2010-05-13T09:29:38Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-13T11:11:29Z</updated>

    <summary>Time lapse of Eyjafjallajökull, an Icelandic volcano, a couple of weeks ago. Easier to watch than pronounce. </summary>
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<object height="81" width="100%"> <param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fthemblueeyes%2Fbrian-eno-the-big-ship"></param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fthemblueeyes%2Fbrian-eno-the-big-ship" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed> </object></span> 

For optimal viewing, turn off the sound on the video (it's a Jonsi track, I think) and hit play on the soundcloud player (Eno's The Big Ship). I know it's Jonsi's homeland and all, but I think it's fair to say the whole scene's dramatic enough already. (Via [Sean Stiegemeier](http://vimeo.com/sstieg).) ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Five Small Ways To Ward Off The Apocalypse (Part 1)</title>
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    <published>2010-05-10T12:25:45Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-21T19:21:55Z</updated>

    <summary>There are many ways in which the world is falling apart that will take a lot of soul searching, sacrifice and compromise to come to terms with and do something about. Some things, however, are really easy, and could be done tomorrow. In this series, I offer five of them.    </summary>
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<p><br /></p><p><em></em></p><p>'<em>If current trends continue, by the end of this century as many as half of earth's species will be gone</em>.' 
                      --<em><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/05/25/090525fa_fact_kolbert">The New Yorker</a></em>, 25 May, 2009.&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p>

<p>When I read a sentence like the one above, something strange comes over me. I know I've just taken in something terrible, but something about it is too awful, too momentous to even register. </p>

<p>So what usually happens is this: my torso locks up, my brain becomes filled with a kind of white noise, and then all of a sudden I am filled with an incredibly pressing desire to eat some cheese, go for a swim, or watch an action movie. </p>

<p>Recently, though, I've been trying to stay with this feeling. I've been trying to let it course through me to see what happens. Turns out there are two possibilities: I either completely go to water, or I start thinking about small things that might be done to remedy it. </p>

<p>Of course, I'm not really an expert in anything, and if I've learnt anything, it's that the big questions facing mankind are usually the province of experts. Occasionally, when our collective terror reaches a high enough pitch, groups of these experts get together and talk a lot and write voluminous reports on what the problem is. </p>

<p>These then get filtered, via various means, into terrifying sound bites that make us want to eat cheese, go swimming, and watch action movies. And so it goes. </p>

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<p><em>Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/steverhode/3192078246/in/set-72157610713138025/">Steve Rhode</a></em></p>

<p>The guiding logic of this approach seems to be that the clusterfuck we've all made for ourselves is terribly complex now, and beyond the reach of ordinary people, or simple solutions. We're screwed, and only a great genius, or a very advanced machine, can save us now. </p>

<p>But what if it wasn't actually that hard? What if we could start pulling ourselves back from the precipice by throwing away a bunch of useless shit we don't even need? What if consumer choice and comfort weren't the supreme goals of civilisation? How much, then, would we really find we need? </p>

<p>A lot of the problems these questions bring up--the first world's abuse of developing countries, our capacity to spoil our pets while at the same time supporting factory farming, the ineffable and shared sadness that makes us shop til we drop--can't be readily simplified and remedied, at least not yet. Which is why we tend to forget about them, because it feels like there's no place to start. </p>

<p>Certainly, there are many ways our chaos manifests that will take a lot of soul searching, sacrifice and compromise to come to terms with and do something about. Some things, however, are really easy, and could be done tomorrow. Here I offer five of them. </p>]]>
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<h2>Step one: 
Convert All Golf Courses To Parklands</h2>

<p>Nothing signifies humans' gross misuse of our large brains and opposable thumbs than golf. Golf is what happens when a species spends too long at the top of the food chain and no longer fears getting eaten in the savannah. </p>

<p>Instead of cautiously foraging for food and water, white men in terrible polo shirts now stalk the fairways complaining about their wives and sealing large business deals. Clearly, this is an ideal point to begin in changing the world. </p>

<p>Effective immediately, golf courses all over the world would be returned to wilderness areas, either by community replanting initiatives or simple neglect. Within weeks, saplings will emerge from thickly grassed greens; lilies will bloom and cover water traps; hardy shrubs will sprout from bunkers. </p>

<p>Under the new arrangement, golfers would not be abandoned: they would all be given surfing lessons, unless, of course, they're too far from the ocean, or too infirm to take to the water, in which case they would lead tour groups of the new parklands. </p>

<p>As nature hungrily devours every trace of the courses, so too will the Latin names of native perennials replace every piece of useless golf esoterica in golfers' newly liberated brains. A new mode of leisure will take root.  </p>


<br></br><p>*Next time, in Part Two: Lights Out, Vending Machine*</p>
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<entry>
    <title>What happens if everyone shouts from the rooftops?</title>
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    <published>2010-05-02T06:51:16Z</published>
    <updated>2010-05-13T09:57:15Z</updated>

    <summary>&apos;When clicks are what matter, it doesn&apos;t matter if the writing fucking blows.&apos; Village Voice writer Chris Weingarten&apos;s righteous screed on how the internet is killing music criticism, and quite possibly music as we know it, and why no one wants to listen any more. </summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Recently, one of the internet&#8217;s more ornery music scribes, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/1000timesyes">Chris Weingarten</a>, came out and said something that pissed a lot of people off: the internet and search engine optimisation are killing music criticism, and maybe even music as we know it. </p>

<p>In his rant, which you can watch after the jump, Weingarten singled out music blog aggregators like <a href="http://www.hypem.com">The Hype Machine</a>, who, he said, far from democratising music listening, as <a href="http://hypem.com/about">they claim,</a> are actually homogenising it, and reducing opinion to the lowest common denominator. </p>

<p>Weingarten&#8217;s most salient point, however, was how the internet&#8217;s obsession with being first, and yelling the loudest, is turning everything to shit.</p>

<p>&#8216;The race to be first is currently the most fucked-up, nasty, Ebola virus devouring music writing from the inside.&#8217; Weingarten said. &#8216;Let&#8217;s say I&#8217;m at a rock show and something interesting happens, like Jay-Z brings a guest out or Lady Gaga&#8217;s fucking face falls off&#8230; I could go to one of my editors and file one of the most evocative, lucid pieces of writing about it, I could have my photographer friend there shooting these gorgeous, artful photos, but the most clicks for that story will go to whoever got it up the fastest. Insight and artistry are no longer an end-goal, they&#8217;re afterthoughts.&#8217;</p>

<p>Writing about music, as well as listening to it and learning about it, Weingarten said, have become math, controlled by algorithms and filtered through the &#8216;bland middling taste of the internet hive mind&#8217;. </p>

<p>Now all that matters is racking up hits with &#8216;wet spitballs of non-news&#8217;, at the expense of saying anything worthwhile, or, god forbid, actually criticising something. (Pitchfork, he noted, recently stopped publishing negative song reviews, presumably to stay in the good graces of the record companies who give them their so-called &#8216;exclusives&#8217;). </p>

<p>&#8216;If clicks are what matter,&#8217; Weingarten concluded, &#8216;it doesn&#8217;t matter if the writing is any good. And that fucking blows.&#8217; </p>
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<p>Weingarten, who writes for the Village Voice and a hundred other magazines, has a shtick particularly well suited to the internet age: he's self-aggrandizing (he calls himself 'The Last Rock Critic Left Standing'), combative ('Here's my complete list of newish, internet-famous indie rock bands with shitty drummers: 1. Pretty much all of them.') and excels in self-promotion (he <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/feb/18/twitter-rock-reviews-box-set">recently began reviewing</a> 1000 records from 2010 on Twitter.) </p>

<p>And it is just this loud, caustic public persona has led a lot of people to ignore or write off his most recent rant, or to accuse him of playing into the same mentality that he so strongly derides. But in attacking Weingarten, many of these critics have lost an opportunity to take part in a dialogue we really need to have.  </p>

<p>In a <a href="http://catslock.com/post/541381795/on-music-journalism">blog response</a> to Weingarten, a Hype Machine writer pointed out that what Weingarten and <a href="http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/04/27/everett-true-search-engine-optimisation-is-killing-music/">others like him</a> are lamenting is symptomatic of a greater problem, and that is that people are thinking less -- about what they listen to, what they read and what they write. I would add that they're reading and listening less, too -- and, at the same time, wanting everyone to listen to them.</p>

<p>Increasingly, the way people relate on the internet reminds me of that drunk person at every party you've ever been to -- the one with the wild eyes who only listens to anyone long enough to extract a few key words, words they can then insert into their next breathless rant to create the illusion that you, and the people around them, are involved in a conversation. Everyone wants to talk at you, it seems, and they all want to be first. </p>

<p>And it's not just happening in music; there are parallels in literature, too. Not too long ago, <a href="http://www.futureofthebook.org/blog/archives/2010/01/reading_vs_writing.html">The Future of the Book reported</a> that literary journal <em><a href="http://www.vqronline.org/">The Virginia Quarterly Review</a></em> now has <a href="http://www.vqronline.org/blog/2010/01/15/mojo-death-of-fiction/">ten times</a> more submitters than they do subscribers. </p>

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<p><em>Weingarten on Twitter taking a stick to a couple of the bigger bands in his neighbourhood.</em></p>

<p>Creative writing courses all around the world are filled to overflowing with people desperate to write and be heard, which has led some writers, like novelist Stephen Orr, to implore people to <a href="http://newmatilda.com/2010/04/15/think-you-write">leave that shit up to the experts</a>. </p>

<p>This stance, of course, is ridiculous. But, as <a href="http://www.newmatilda.com">New Matilda</a> wit <a href="http://benpobjie.blogspot.com/">Ben Pobjie</a> pointed out, it's also predictable. 'An inherent part of believing yourself to be a born writer,' Pobjie wrote, in a comment on Orr's piece, 'is taking action to convince everyone else they've got no business trying.'</p>

<p>Wanting people to read, listen and communicate in a way that encourages thinking, dialogue and discovery is not the same as wanting to go back to the way we did things before, where a few people wrote and everyone else had to listen. </p>

<p>People should be encouraged to write and talk about things they like, including music. But they should also be encouraged to read widely and to learn craft; to venture into places where they might discover strange, remarkable, challenging and beautiful things they've never seen before; and to participate in real dialogue and creative community on the internet, rather than just running to the top of the mountain and shouting at the top of their lungs. </p>

<p>Of course, I can't claim any high ground here. I did a writing course. And just by writing in this thing, despite the fact I'm likely the only person who reads it, I'm contributing to the glut of humanoids in all forms of media clamouring to be heard, and only consuming as much writing/music/art as they need to spout off about it. </p>

<p>It's not a matter of recreating the ivory tower of old media, as some have accused writers and critics like Weingarten of calling for. It's more about listening and thinking and discovering for ourselves in an age where we're often actively encouraged to do the opposite. To sharpen our faculties to see, in the masses of information we confront each day, things worth taking in and passing on and talking about, while filtering out the 89% of the internet that is actually just direct mail marketing with a dress on. </p>

<p>Like with slow food, so too with reading and listening and writing: taking it down a few notches, savouring the beauty and oddness of things, even if they didn't happen in the last twelve hours, and extending our attention spans beyond 140 characters. </p>

<p>Which is why, trucker's hats and over-the-top bluster aside, people like Weingarten are so needed right now. Weingarten's willingness to call a piece of shit a piece of shit, and his eloquence to do it in such a way that encourages real debate about how the internet is changing the way we respond to art and each other, is something worth listening to and talking about. </p>

<p>Thanks to the venerable <a href="http://www.arthurmag.com">Arthur Magazine</a>, who hipped me to Weingarten's speech. </p>
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<entry>
    <title>Natural disasters sometimes look like metal album covers</title>
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    <published>2010-04-23T05:15:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-04-23T06:10:46Z</updated>

    <summary>Not for the first time, nature and metal spectacularly coincide.  </summary>
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Grand natural disasters in picturesque places don't just make for good photography; they also offer a wealth of cover material for today's progressive metal band. All the [late-night photoshopping](http://muse.mu/discography/albums/7/showbiz/) in the world couldn't hope to compare to the ungodly lightning frenzy nature unleashed via the volcano -- even if, oddly enough, the lightning (at least in the picture below) looks like it was roughly inserted by an enthusiastic 14 year old playing around with his first copy of Elements.  

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The next two have a more pastoral -- though perhaps even more apocalyptic -- vibe that, considering the [somewhat gentler hues](http://www.burzum.org/eng/discography/official/2010_belus.shtml) Varg Vikernes has been pursuing since [his incarceration](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burzum#Imprisonment_.281994.E2.80.932009.29), might even make the next Burzum cover. They also give a little credence to the ['act of God' claims](http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/travel-claims-hazy-as-insurers-declare-eruption-act-of-god-20100419-speh.html) insurance companies have been pulling to avoid paying out pissed off, unwashed travellers stranded in airports and rich, cosmopolitan cities across Europe.  

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Thanks to volcano boffins [Stromboli](http://www.swisseduc.ch/stromboli/) for the shots. ]]>
        
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